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fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this


This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer


my word of the day is spoopy

(Source: omgtsn, via kleiner-wolfy)

The Instruments...As Disney Characters!

Harp: Cinderella

Horn: Simba

Trumpet: Captain Hook

Flute: Alice

Piccolo: Tinker Bell

Piano: Ariel

Cello: Peter Pan

Baritone: Aladdin

Bass Clarinet: Ursula

Tuba: Maurice

Viola: Mulan

Percussion: Hercules

Double Bass: Prince Eric

Trombone: Mrs. Potts

Alto Saxophone: Mushu

Tenor Saxophone: Cheshire Cat

Bari Saxophone:

Clarinet: Megara

Bassoon: Flynn Rider

Oboe: Jasmine

Violin: Maleficent

Contrabassoon: Hades


After I saw him in The Cripple of Inishmaan, I anxiously waited to meet Daniel Radcliffe at the stage door so I could get this card signed. Because I was toward the back of the crowd, I didn’t think Daniel would even notice the card, but I was very wrong. As soon as he caught sight of the card, Daniel started laughing. He then took the card and explained how he had wanted to sign one of the cards ever since he had found out about it and signed it with my Sharpie. Then he THANKED me for bringing it and took my phone and took a selfie with me. Needless to say, I was very happy.

(via ruinedchildhood)

At work on Tuesday, my grandma brought me a box of sushi and was like “madeline don’t be stupid. don’t eat the soy sauce” but guess what I did

I was stupid. 

I ate the soy sauce. 

I couldn’t help it. It was there, and she was faxing an addendum to Berkshire Hathaway aka not able to see me. 

It wasn’t even that good. It was really salty and didn’t have much flavor beyond that. But fun fact, soy sauce has gluten in it and gluten is such a no for me. 

Its been an eventful day for my bathroom. 

personal tmi lol

myctsang asked:

Ur so cool ... Fav body part on a woman?

Paradise on Earth. Answer:


the heart……..and boobs