This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.
come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer
my word of the day is spoopy
violins are actually made by harvesting a premature viola from a viola tree. true facts
cellos are actually made by hitting your head against a viola tree until the whole thing falls down
Then where do double basses come from?
careful crafting from an expert.
Trumpet: Captain Hook
Piccolo: Tinker Bell
Cello: Peter Pan
Bass Clarinet: Ursula
Double Bass: Prince Eric
Trombone: Mrs. Potts
Alto Saxophone: Mushu
Tenor Saxophone: Cheshire Cat
Bassoon: Flynn Rider
After I saw him in The Cripple of Inishmaan, I anxiously waited to meet Daniel Radcliffe at the stage door so I could get this card signed. Because I was toward the back of the crowd, I didn’t think Daniel would even notice the card, but I was very wrong. As soon as he caught sight of the card, Daniel started laughing. He then took the card and explained how he had wanted to sign one of the cards ever since he had found out about it and signed it with my Sharpie. Then he THANKED me for bringing it and took my phone and took a selfie with me. Needless to say, I was very happy.
At work on Tuesday, my grandma brought me a box of sushi and was like “madeline don’t be stupid. don’t eat the soy sauce” but guess what I did
I was stupid.
I ate the soy sauce.
I couldn’t help it. It was there, and she was faxing an addendum to Berkshire Hathaway aka not able to see me.
It wasn’t even that good. It was really salty and didn’t have much flavor beyond that. But fun fact, soy sauce has gluten in it and gluten is such a no for me.
Its been an eventful day for my bathroom.